Dog pee on my head… May 23, 2008

How you ask? how could I possibly get dog pee on my head? From a dog that squats in the dirt and pees so much it pools around his feet and after all that pee has puddled around his toes, he then then chooses that moment to jump up and do a little leg kick no 15 year old greyhound should be able to do - and in that moment - all that pee puddled around his feet - yup it went flying up into the air, arced towards me, and rained down on my head. pitter patter pitter patter

This is why… May 18, 2008

I know I have been gone. I could use a million excuses as to why I don’t post anymore like these:

1. My cat, Egg, died 3 weeks ago and it’s made me very very sad. They found a giant tumor in his throat which was starting to suffocate him. He lived 15 long years with me and so I miss him very much. I held him as they gave him the injection and everyday I see the image of the life behind his eyes fading away. I can’t get it out of my head.
2. I’m planning my wedding. I’m a bit overwhelmed by it, because though I mean it to be simple and just like a big party, there are still so many details. For example it was a helpful website that informed me to get a wedding license - I totally would have forgotten to do that! I would have. I still need to do it along with, plan the bar, buy cups for the bar so I have enough for all my heavy drinker friends, finally decided on a dress, get D something to wear, flowers?, decorations, the wedding ceremony, gifts, favors, shoes, spanx to smooth my fat, wedding ring for D, ack the list goes on and on and on and it’s only 2 months away and the man I’m marrying does not have the same urgency as I do. So you all will be hearing from me the week before the wedding having a nervous breakdown and running around like a fool trying to get stuff done. Please talk me off the ledge when I call.
3. I’m getting married - holy shit. I have the baby and the house and already feel like an old married couple but….Holy shit.
4. money - I have none. I just spent $2000 for “them” to tell me my cat was dying and that I had to end it. $1600 to fix a car so it will pass inspection for one more year. $900 on my last oil bill. and so far about 8k on the wedding. I have no more money and it depresses me.
5. Miss S - the love of my life. If I’m not at work I’m wrestling with her on the floor and trying to get her to stop climbing up her bookshelf like a ladder. Without her I am even so much more dull in person. With her on my hip I am immensely more pleasing to be around. She is amazing.
6. D - he has been sick for a little bit now, sick from stress, and just sick. he has finally made the leap and started a new job, but like we all know, the grass is never completely greener. He needs to detox - his body is telling him so but he fight fight fights it. Hopefully a colonoscopy later will set him right
7. D hogs the computer at night to play with his Facebook page and do whatever he does there. I cant get a email check in edgewise.
8. I can’t blog at work since the fateful day my coworker found my blog and gave it to the owner of the company…remember that…a cautionary tale was born.
9. When I do get a chance to steal the laptop away from my facebooking man, I’m searching for a wedding dress, cause though I have one already, I seem to want more.
10. It’s spring, I should be out enjoying it, not sitting in front of the computer which i do all day anyway!

the real reason is that I’m just lazy. And I have nothing interesting to say. And I don’t want to be one of those people that blogs about nothing (like I am doing now). But mostly the reason is - after I get Miss S to sleep all I want to do is sit my butt on the couch and watch another episode of the gazillion TV shows I’m into…Lost, Battlestar, Angel (again), American Idol, Torchwood…I just want to sit and not think.

My big baby April 1, 2008

I tried to put a bib on D. We were at his family’s house for easter dinner, and in my defense he was sitting at the kids table, so helping to explain how I found myself standing in front of him with bib extended and ready to be velcroed around his neck. I remember looking at the bib I had poised and ready, then to his neck, then back to the bib and thinking “this isn’t going to fit”. And then it dawned on me why the bib wasn’t going to fit. I looked up at D’s face and I’m sure you can imagine the look.

help March 16, 2008

I need to do something creative and feel gratified by it…can someone please point me in the right direction because nothing - nothing - interests me right now and that’s making me sad.

This could be because I’m pmsing though I loathe to use as an excuse for anything, but it could be…it also could be because I am planning my wedding and there is nothing fun about it (and I probably feel this way because it makes me worry and stress about money more which I already do more than a girl in my situation needs to do - and that situation is…I have a home and food and a car and clothes so get over yourself - ignore the debt). It might also be because my days are consumed with the same schedule. A schedule built around my daughter.  And though I love her more than anything . painfully so (seriously my heart actually hurts from it). Sometimes you just need a little bit of your old life back and right now I can’t seem to mentally tap back into that.  I mean, she’s asleep from 7:30 pm on. How hard would it be to become a thoughtful, interesting person with something more to do than just watching past TV shows on DVD?

Apparently it’s pretty hard, because as I type this post I just remembered that I have to go over to the wedding “planner” website I’m using, to keep everything I need to do in one place, and update something. shit.

They make you into nags… March 3, 2008

You aren’t born a nag. You are slowly, over years of dating boys and men, turned into one. Contrary to belief, it is not the moment that you say “I do” that solidifies your newfound status of NAG, but the day you say “Yes” to the question. Before they were just your boyfriend, forget that the fact that you may already have children with them, but then once you are wearing the engagement ring - well they might as well just call it signed and sealed - you practically are married. In the ensuing months of wedding planning, bill paying, baby caring, more wedding planning, and endless amounts of bill paying, you suddenly morph out of that “happy in love” version of yourself into that “happy in love but I will kill you slowly and painfully if you do not complete these three tasks I am going to assign you in the next 3 minutes”.

It’s not a hormone thing. It’s nothing to do with any “changes” or “friends” visiting, it really truly is THEM that drive you to it. We don’t want to be! We hate as they just stare back at us like deer caught in headlights or as if they are just a teen learning all over again what it’s like to hate their nagging parents. We want to be looked at fondly and told without hesitation “I will definitely do these 3 task you are assigning me and because I love you so much I will do it in 2 minutes time not 3!”

Well here I am now - a nag. And I got a list a mile long why it’s not my fault (not completely my fault at the very least), but that’s the rub of it, they will always believe it’s just something we are born with.

You are lucky you’re cute… February 29, 2008

That kind of Mom… December 19, 2007

After a couple of hours of Miss S sitting in a stroller as I waited in line after line to buy christmas presents, I found myself at the germ factory playground in the mall letting her work out some of that pent up energy and anger towards me. You definitely know you are over the “don’t touch my baby or even look at her if you are sick” stage when you sit your weary ass down on the comfy bench and watch your kid crawl all over the molded foam sea creatures with hands that, more often than not, are always in their mouth. Yeah - it is cute because I do love to see her interact with other kids and there were a few babies  her age pushing each other over to get at the spinny thing in the wall. There was even a cute Dad there with his two kids doing the “I’m a cute dad” thing to spice it up for the rest of the weary mom’s.

The best part though, and the reason why I included this particular video with  this post, is that my daughter loves to give “loves”, as we call it, to anything and everything. Basically she just puts her head on whatever she loves. Oh, there’s daddy’s computer…I’m going to give it Loves. And I love my pear chunk…I’m going to give it Loves too. It’s really super cute and I have noticed she hasn’t been doing it as much lately, but today she gave the motherload of all loves. As she was attempting to climb up this great big foam whale a little girl I guess to be around 6 years old, was trying to slide down the back of the whale. The little girl patted Miss S on her head and said “excuse me baby” as if Miss S would step aside. Instead of stepping aside though, my darling girl gave the biggest “loves” to that kids dirty naked foot. we left moments later and I wet-napped the crap out of Miss S’s face.

Need to be entertained?… December 15, 2007

Here’s a funny game D’s company made for the holidays….Sadly he is not one of the employee’s kicking the boss’ ass

Hatchling Holiday Game

there shall be garland December 4, 2007

From wreaths to garland…the man is on fire…next come the lights.

Heading for the dog dish November 22, 2007

I don’t know why this cracks me up…I think it’s her butt scurrying away.

Wreaths November 22, 2007

It’s amazing what someone can do with dead branches and clippings from bushes in the yard…Below are the wreaths D made after I refused to let him have money to buy Christmas decorations for the house…

Twigs from the yard

Berries from the woods

Evergreen from the hedges behind our house….Nice job baby!

Mmmmm…bownies… November 18, 2007

Why would you buy brownies off the home shopping network? They aren’t even just a box of fancy brownie mix - they are already made. Do you really want your brownie served up from a priority mail box, covered with all the gunga it touched in route?

Just something I’m contemplating as I’m having my morning coffee and really wanting a brownie to go with it.

On a side note - I went to Raising4kid’s house yesterday and I really really really wish she would post the video of Her sister’s c-section we watched yesterday. It was sooooo funny. Pee your pants funny actually. I swear - it really was!

On another side note - D is currently on our front porch gathering branches and sticks and hay from our front yard and trying to mold them into some from of a wreath shape. I told him he couldn’t have any money to buy Christmas decorations.

Another dose of TMI November 14, 2007

Last night I got home from work and really really had to pee - yes pee. Since D wasn’t home I brought Miss S into the bathroom with me and sat her on the floor (the bathroom was spotless I swear! I just cleaned it and even have a new bathroom rug). So there I am peeing and Miss S actually looks up at me wrinkles her nose and looks away…sorry baby girl….Mama had to pee!

Swinging November 14, 2007

I love to swing….

Just when… October 26, 2007

Just when I thought my boss and I were going to have to have a “talk” he walks by me the next day while I’m washing dishes and says “all that water running made me have to go tinkle” and then minutes later when we are getting ready to have a conference call with our other office, hands me a big fat chocolate chip cookie and says “I bought you this cause you look like you needed it today”.