http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com No lessons learned... Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:33:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It's already been a week and a half since the day and it's already fading fast in my mind.... It's the night before the wedding and have just spent the whole day setting up the venue. We rented the space but had to do all the work. My plan was to ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/07/31/the-big-day/ How you ask? how could I possibly get dog pee on my head? From a dog that squats in the dirt and pees so much it pools around his feet and after all that pee has puddled around his toes, he then then chooses that moment to jump up and ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/dog-pee-on-my-head/ I know I have been gone. I could use a million excuses as to why I don't post anymore like these: My cat, Egg, died 3 weeks ago and it's made me very very sad. They found a giant tumor in his throat which was starting to suffocate him. He lived ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/this-is-why/ I tried to put a bib on D. We were at his family's house for easter dinner, and in my defense he was sitting at the kids table, so helping to explain how I found myself standing in front of him with bib extended and ready to be velcroed around ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/my-big-baby/ I need to do something creative and feel gratified by it...can someone please point me in the right direction because nothing - nothing - interests me right now and that's making me sad. This could be because I'm pmsing though I loathe to use as an excuse for anything, but it ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/help/ You aren't born a nag. You are slowly, over years of dating boys and men, turned into one. Contrary to belief, it is not the moment that you say "I do" that solidifies your newfound status of NAG, but the day you say "Yes" to the question. Before they were ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/they-make-you-into-nags/ [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4282693858479594360] http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/you-are-lucky-youre-cute/ [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8627571349472207389] After a couple of hours of Miss S sitting in a stroller as I waited in line after line to buy christmas presents, I found myself at the germ factory playground in the mall letting her work out some of that pent up energy and anger towards me. You definitely ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/that-kind-of-mom/ Here's a funny game D's company made for the holidays....Sadly he is not one of the employee's kicking the boss' ass Hatchling Holiday Game http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/12/15/need-to-be-entertained/ From wreaths to garland...the man is on fire...next come the lights. http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/there-shall-be-garland/ [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5484978639311031980] I don't know why this cracks me up...I think it's her butt scurrying away. http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/11/22/heading-for-the-dog-dish/ It's amazing what someone can do with dead branches and clippings from bushes in the yard...Below are the wreaths D made after I refused to let him have money to buy Christmas decorations for the house... Twigs from the yard Berries from the woods Evergreen from the hedges behind our house....Nice job baby! http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/11/22/wreaths/ Why would you buy brownies off the home shopping network? They aren't even just a box of fancy brownie mix - they are already made. Do you really want your brownie served up from a priority mail box, covered with all the gunga it touched in route? Just something I'm contemplating ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/mmmmmbownies/ Last night I got home from work and really really had to pee - yes pee. Since D wasn't home I brought Miss S into the bathroom with me and sat her on the floor (the bathroom was spotless I swear! I just cleaned it and even have a new ... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/another-dose-of-tmi/ I love to swing.... http://acautionarytale.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/swinging/